What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
the people of mcdonalds are all starring at me & this dude like they know we just slept together
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
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I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
I think I was the only one who knew you were acting like you weren't drunk in public issues discussion this morning. Make sure you thank me in your Academy Award Speech someday.
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
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our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
I butt dialed her mom while cheating on her. Needless to say Christmas will be awkward.
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
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