that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
I'd love to come and give you a massage, but we already duck taped my keys to the ceiling...
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
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I walked in on you rubbing your nose all over his face while straddling him and yelling "I'M SO SORRY!" repeatedly. I'd say you were in pretty good shape at that point in the night.
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
So the first 4 hours of my morning was equivalent to seeing under water. Things were starting to get better until I remember I drank mustard for free stuff and flossed my teeth with a strand of hair from a stranger in the bathroom.
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
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Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
Update: just imagined being dirty talked to in an Irish brogue and I think my vagina became a sentient being.
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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