ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
i just sent this text using only my big toe
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
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Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
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I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
Dude I may be rolling but there's no way I can make up a 12 ft tall giant green man waving to me right now
False alarm, security just told me it's a radio tower
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