the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Heads up. We filled your kiddie pool with kool-aid and vodka. Things are about to get Out. Of. Hand. Quickly.
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
What eyeshadow color says "yes I am at the dentist, and yes I am hungover please don't judge my life choices"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
Married dude I had an affair with 10yrs ago was at table next to us at dinner last nite. My mom asked him to take a pic of us & then commented how cute he was as they left. Do I tell her he’s got a huge D too?
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
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