Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
if i died would you start the facebook group?
We should be flying into LAX instead so when we land I can turn to the right and see the Hollywood sign
You can't even see the fuckin Hollywood sign from LAX. guess she never got the memo
when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
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if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
Ok seriously I'm living off of bologna but I have 4 handles in the freezer.
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
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Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
The awkward moment when you're leaving the most attractive guy you've ever been with and you're trying not to shit on yourself. Fucking welcome to my life
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