kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
I guess the cop knew i was on a walk of shame and felt bad...i got to play with the siren the rest of the way home
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When they arrested me, they gave me a bracelet with my mugshot and info. When you get one they can be our BFF Bracelets.
In less than 24 hrs I went from conversing with Nobel Laureate, to hangover vomiting in front of a drive thru cashier
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
After I finished inserting the catheter he said he thought my name was familiar. Didn't have the nerve to tell him he was my fifth grade teacher.
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
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I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
Well my grandma put the turkey in the oven for 4 hours and didn't have the oven on.
I cant see straight, her clothes are all over my floor and I'm covered in bite marks... No I will not go to brunch with you
Wait..I'm drunk and butt naked making a pizza. Happy Wednesday.
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
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