did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
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Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
Wait, tell the rest at happy hour. I wanna be able to interrupt you with my loud cackles and stupid questions.
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I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
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