i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
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I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
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I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
You've hit rock bottom, swam around the ocean floor, and brought back silverware from the titanic.
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
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