Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
I just set a weed brownie on fire in the microwave.
Successful day.
i just saw an ambulance and a fire truck pull away from the dorms. it appears somebody actually IS feeling shittier than me today.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
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its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
James this is colleen. This is my new number. You just texted my grandma about getting cockblocked. Congratulations.
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I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
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