she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
I'm too high to be shopping. I just contemplated deoderant for fifteen minutes. Now testing pillows
my mom just asked me why she found a half-eaten burrito in the hamper
a search helicopter?!
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some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
The chick I hooked up with last night is my girlfriend older sister. Who is in town visiting. Who I just met. Who I just had dinner With. Who is here along with their parents and the whole family. How did my luck get so bad?
Hi this is the guy from the cell phone store. Your Dad just upgraded your phone as a surprise. I didn't tell him about your topless pics on your phone. I transfered them to new phone. Nice rack!
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
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Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
Just remember I’m your roommate with extremely questionable morals
Exactly, what could possibly go wrong
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