You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
Ah, the precious few moments between when i wake up and when i realize why i'm sleeping on a treadmill.
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
beeferoni + vodka = puke stuck in braces.
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Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
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Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
I literally just ordered a gold medal online that is engraved with his name, "01.01.16", and "BEST SEX EVER"
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
this morning's inventory: a top hat, two empty bottles of everclear, half a slim jim, cigars, tiara, pot necklace, and some fishnets. and that's just my purse.
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