He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
so you masturbated because Oprah told you?
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
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Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
I'm so hungover that if we go to panera, I'll probably get a bread bowl to throw up in.
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
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I'm sitting on my couch eating a bag of marshmallows and watching someone run bare ass down the street. What has happened to my life?
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
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