Your dad touched me again.
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
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We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
As the bouncer was escorting you out, you yelled "keep your filthy dick beaters off me!"
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
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I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
dude wtf why are there forks in my wall
does "I AM MAGNETOOOO" ring any bells, because that was you for an entire hour last night
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
I'm eating an ice cream cone and pooping. Don't know how I'm gonna wipe.
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