neither the pictures you took nor my hangover explain why there are skittles in my shoe
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
[insert really romantic bullshit about how much i love you and how beautiful you are so you will suck my dick tonight]
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
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How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
My bed is full of blood and feathers
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
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We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
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