the vacuum is drunk
what?
i spilled my drink and tried to vacuum it and now the vacuum is drunk
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
Walked into this guys room, saw a tickle me elmo under his desk with white stains in its mouth. This is awkward.
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
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She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
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Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
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