I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.
Thanks dad.
Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
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1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
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If your night didn't end with writing a witness report for the cops at a shwarma place, your night was probably less interesting than mine.
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
we need to open a bar. a bar with... wait for it... A FUCKING BALL PIT.
LOL. Do you guys need a ride home?
No. we're home already. i just thought it was a brilliant fucking idea.
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