So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Haha na a cat just ran under your car. Howd that happen?
Probably a woman cat. Doesnt think things through
How was last night?
She looked like Delta Burke in her fat Designing Women days ... and she just left like 2 minutes ago. Right after breakfast.
dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
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ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
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ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
You kidnapped her dog. I don't care that you and the dog are epic bros, that's just not cool. Return him.
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
Left my wallet at the store. Wouldn't have noticed if the joint I just rolled wasn't in it.
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