2:45a: Any chance you got 3000 bucks on you?
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
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I know we had a good night last night because his turtle was half asleep chewing on the used condom.
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
Throwing up so forcefully that toilet water hits you in the face is not what the Pilgrims and Indians had in mind for this holiday
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
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Dude you're fine. You're 5 minutes away from your house and you're eating fig newtons
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
You gave me a bottle of tequila and introduced me to a ginger named cowboy. I actually love you.
What's a nice way of saying 'I wish I hadn't fucked you.'
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
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