Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
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I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
I'm lying topless with an eye infection at the foot of my bed with a dog between my legs. With disney in the background. Its one of those 3 am moments
I'm not judging you. Just know that you could be Queen of The World. Instead you're 5:28 p.m ponging. I hope you're at least winning
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
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Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
I know you're on a date and I should leave you alone but about twenty minutes ago I realized I haven't been spanked in years so if you're still looking for a birthday present, you know, consider it.
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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