i think i should save myself the $200 for a prom dress. i mean why bother. its just going to be covered in vodka/jizz/and puke by the end of the night.
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
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Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
I have a date tonight... Like a real date... Not the kind where you just go over to his house and have sex and then never speak again.
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
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I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
Okay. Did I say I did anything unusual? Because I usually do weird stuff. Did I clean mirrors? My mirrors are really clean, and I think I remember having windex..
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