No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
The best part was her genuine shock and total "I didn't know" look when we said she couldn't cook a steak in a microwave.
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
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he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
I am going to ride along with a cop tonight so please don't get arrested because that would be super awkward for me.
I'm out of town so we should be golden.
Don't forget ur talking to the master juggler. Remember that time I slept with 3 guys and made them all pay for plan b? Paid the rent didn't I?
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
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These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
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