there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
i just realized i've hooked up with every boy in this taco bell
That's the classiest thing you've ever said.
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
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I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
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There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
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