HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
Apparently last night drunk me put my phone in a cup of beer to make it "fun scented".
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Laying on my kitchen floor and the lights just got brighter... I just died or there was a power surge. Based on the amount of booze I drink both are possible.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
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i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
My sex life reached a new low tonight: we stopped into this bar so I could pee and when I got out of the bathroom my parents had ordered a round for us and this traveling nurse they met and were trying to run game for me. Saddest part? She was actually going for it.
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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