READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
im at a bar with my dad last night and he got hit on more that I did
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
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there's a wings menu taped to my wall. don't tell me i don't have my priorities straight.
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
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Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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