please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
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Fuck I am starving. I don't think I've eaten in the past two days.
You didnt need to. Gin is like eggs, its a perfectly nutrionally balanced meal.
Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
Everyone was trying to get you to do a keg stand but you refused & instead declared you could do it yourself, crouched on the keg in your 6 inch heels, leaned over, and gave yourself one.
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
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I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
You've changed since you got that strap on
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
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