"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Stop. You don't mean that. Tequila might mean that. But you don't mean that.
nothing i could have done in life could have prepared me for walking in on her SHITTING on my rug.
Needless to say there is no second date for this girl.
yet...
she said she'd blow me if I bought one of her sorority raffle tickets. Goddamn it's gettin easy
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I just took a shit in a BP station. It seemed appropriate since they are shtting in our ocean.
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
She looked at it and said "your dick is like the golden gate bridge."
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
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Who knew that the guy I fucked on your front lawn during welcome week freshman year would turn out to be my husband
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
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