I just ate a drumstick out of the garbage. I need a life coach.
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
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If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
Emily is drunk. We're coming to see you at work and we're bringing jello shots for you.
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
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Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
i think my cat just said my name.
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
I need you to know I’m weirdly very sexually attracted to Charlie Puth now
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