is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
My T9 text prediction thing keeps predicting every next word is going to be "midgets".
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
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The bartender gave me a roll of masking tape so I could tape my heels to my feet so I wouldn't lose them when i went drunk running later that night
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
How did you get a free t-shirt at the strip club?
I was attacked by whores
You threw up on yourself again didn't you?
They were strong whores
They knew I had a party because the refrigerator settings were different, but they don't notice that we installed a new toilet seat so it's okay.
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nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
He's so drunk he thinks he's the ultimate warrior. Told cops he was from parts unknown. Never broke character
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
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