Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
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She was kind of put off because I kept calling her baby my spirit animal and staring hungrily at her breasts.
Did we literally take a cab across the street
I woke up on the toilet with my feet gorilla glued to the floor, cake and makeup on my face and my hand glued to my head.
Welcome to the world of vodka. Rule #1: NEVER PASS OUT. Happy 21st
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
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She sneezed like 10 times, put her head down on the table and then laid down on their couch and fell asleep. In the middle of the dominoes game. I'll never understand why my dad continues to provide my mom wine.
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
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