yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
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So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
I'll just put on a bunch of mascara and cry right before I get there. Then everyone will recognize me.
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
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Yeah, but I think it would be a little awkward to explain to Mom that the girl I brought for lunch is not my girlfriend but just a fuck buddy who I met after she hit and totaled my car last month.
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
Well now I’m in the bathroom puking up absinthe so guess I beat myself up over it one way or the other
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