idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
i just threw up in front of the washington monument. such a scenic puke.
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
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He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
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You might be at the point of severe desperation when you gotta hold the two pieces of your broken vibrator together just to get off.
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
He's on the porch naked. Help.
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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