I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
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Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
Dont be alarmed when you find the maintenance guy passed out on your couch. I didn't to explain why I was there so I offered him a drink, I dont know what happened after that.....
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
Is "sorry I booted you out mid-fuck last night" a good icebreaker?
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I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
why does every cop we meet know your name?
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