i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
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Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
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After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
IT'S FUCKING BABY SEASON ON FACEBOOK. MY VAGINA WANTS TO THROW UP
Hey. Did I get punched in the face last night?
Yeah. I told you I would and you didn't believe me.
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