What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
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I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
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WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
If it makes you feel any better I almost got kicked out of the bar for yelling "enjoy your celebratory incest"
I love you.
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