To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
His uber religious wife caught us having anal sex in their bed..... she called us sodomites. Can you even be a sodomite if you're a girl?
You're not a sodomite. You're a whore. Tell her to get the insults right. Did she try to save you with Jesus?
She said she'd pray for me. Man, if I had just caught my husband balls deep in some ho, I'd say fuck the praying and kick her ass.
i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
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Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
next time we drink: battle shots.
battle shots or battle shits? if its the first, explain. if its the second I think I figured it out.
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
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He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
She literally took off her shirt and ran out of the bar. When she ran back she smashed into the glass door with her face....That's got to be the best way to celebrate your 30th.
There better be alcohol at this child's birthday party. Seriously not trying to be entertained by a clown while I'm still sober.
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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