he asked me what things i liked that he did in bed, and i told him all the things i hated so he would use it on that new bitch and she wouldnt hook up with him anymore.
you for real need to get over him dude
I threw up so much beer last night that my puke had a nice head on it.
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
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no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
Dear female. Happy valentines day. If you have not had the pleasure of making love to me, please do not fret, I will get around to it soon enough. If you indeed have made love to me, then bravo, wasn't that grand! Perhaps we should do it again? Regardless, have a good day. This has been a public service announcement. Rock on.
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Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
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