Just met a synchronized swimmer, can you imagine the things she could do in the water
Legs for days
Harpoon that
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.
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Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
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You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
Why did I see a weird snapchat of you barking at McDonald's last night?
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
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