Im eating ham and mustard naked, watching south park, but its totally cool cuz the paper plate is covering my nuts
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
Drunkenly found an error on my bar tab last night. THANK YOU ACCOUNTING.
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
FUCKIN BIRDS ARE CHIRPING AT 4 IN THE MORNING. THE SUN ISN'T RISING YET MOTHERFUCKERS, GO BACK TO YOUR NESTS.
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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