Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
I know. I almost started crying. IN WHAT UNIVERSE IS THAT A TURN ON?!
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at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
I'm like five sips away from making a Craigslist post for true love and mustaches. My family is going to disown me tonight.
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
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THEIR PENISES MATCH. I JUST REALISED THAT. THEY HAVE IDENTICAL DICKS. OH GOD.
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
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