Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
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I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
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I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
His phone started ringing when we were pulled over and he said 'hold on, this is most likely more important than you', proceeded to answer it and agree to work sunday, then hung up, looked at the cop and told him to continue.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
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