whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
just tell him he has love handles, he'll die of insecurity
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
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Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
I was asking the bouncer, "if I fall will you catch me?" which then turned into "if I jump off the roof will you catch me?" He said no.
I just realized I consumed seven different types of alcohol this weekend. And I'm only counting jungle juice as one of those. How the fuck did I not die?
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
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We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
To be clear, the next time I wake up with your dick inside me, I will reach down and grab one and squeeze until it pops like a grape. You've been warned.
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
I just scored a new eye doctor and a date all in one email. BOOM!
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
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