So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
I saw two morbidly obese women get winded after fighting over the last motorized wheelchair at Walmart
These are the moments in life you observe a force greater than us at work
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
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My fucking roommate unpluged my alarm; I pissed on his clean clothes.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
I told him I had to grab my Swedish fish from the car before they froze. Then I just left. But the fact that he knew how important it was not to have my fish freeze almost made me come back in....almost.
She took one look at my hardon and said, "You have a dick built for anal."
That wasn't a compliment.
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In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
Found my paycheck. It was in the freezer
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