I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
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I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
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The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
Please don't pee your pants in the cab. One more time, and im pretty sure the cab companies will refuse to pick you up anymore
WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
I woke up to a gigantic ft-long tootsie roll and a note by drunk me with the words "you're welcome"
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