is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
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I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
Just asking. Could've given you a lap dance in a sombrero, drenched in corona and tequila.
God Bless cinco de mayo
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
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If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
One day I'll learn not to get drunk on a plane. Today is not that day.
If I don't singlehandedly make your gf realize she needs to straighten the fuck up or ruin your relationship before I leave I have failed you as a friend.
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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