I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
come home now. i got a twizzler tangled in my hair again
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
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He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
She tried to cook Velveeta IN the oven on clean mode.
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
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They invited me day drinking but brought their kids. 3 two year olds and 1 11 month old. I was asked to change a diaper, I laughed and took another drink of this margarita. I LIKE CHANEL AND TEQUILA NOT CHILDREN. Can we make new friends?
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
time out. can we just pause the wholesome understanding friendship thing and be fuck buddies for a night?
we need a secret handshake
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
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