So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
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i want to swaddle you in tequila
I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
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Is there a greeting card for "I can't keep being The Other Woman"?
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
And the next thing I knew I was blowing this random hot italian bartender with an uncircumcised penis in his work closet
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
Woke up to I'm AWESOME written in purple crayon all over my walls. I love drunk me
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
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