Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Mike and I just ate the lobster we found in the toilet
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
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Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
If I ever mention marriage force me to Brazil to do coke and strippers until I die.
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
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I'm drinking straight vodka and railing lines of adderall while writing a paper about the nature of Jesus. It's 6:50 in the morning. College.
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
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