He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
By the way the fattest man alive got married yesterday and I don't even have a boyfriend.
just woke up with an anonymous loaf of bred in my bed and a piece in my mouth. this says alot about my life.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
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The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
Just for the record its a bit awkward when you introduced me to your friends at your house as your brother and then insisted in front of them that I sleep in your bed with you
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
Do I get bonus points if I get lockjaw after a cosmic blowjob?
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He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
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