mutual masturbation is only cool if cash money records is involved.
is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
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The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
We were making condiment sandwiches, then her husband kept trying to get me to sleep with her. I hate being the only lesbian at the party.
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
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It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
A reply to my tweet is getting more likes than mine, the disrespect is real
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