Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
When I was with my girlfriend I was averaging 1 random hookup a week. In the 2 months I've been single I haven't got any. I think I need her back.
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
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Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
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I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
I couldn't break up with him while I was wearing a Hakuna Matata shirt.
LIKE ALL I WANT TO CURE MY HANGOVER IS PORKROLL AND LIKE 85% OF THIS COUNTRY DOESN'T KNOW WHAT IT IS
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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